Flamingo Land ride reliability
24 tracked rides at Flamingo Land ran 60.3% of opening hours across the last 18 operating days, which is poor. The least reliable is Little Monsters Wacky Races at 23.5%, down on 18 of 18 days.
Reliability verdict
Across the last 18 operating days, 24 tracked rides ran 60.3% of opening hours. The one to plan around is Little Monsters Wacky Races, at 23.5%.
Every Flamingo Land ride ranked by uptime
Uptime by ride
24 rides · 18 days · worst first
- 1Little Monsters Wacky Races23.5%
- 2Zoo Monorail61.6%
- 3Velocity68.9%
- 4Sik69.4%
- 5Muddy Duck Tractor Ride73.8%
- 6Gallopers75.5%
- 7Hero78.8%
- 8Frog Hopper79.2%
- 9Helitoys80.2%
- 10Mischief Mansion82.6%
- 11Pterodactyl83.7%
- 12Mumbo Jumbo83.9%
- 13Kumali86%
- 14Daktari Express86.7%
- 15Vortex87%
- 16Flamingo 187.8%
- 17Splash Battle89%
- 18Cliff Hanger89.1%
- 19Runaway Train89.4%
- 20Cyclosoar89.9%
- 21Twistosaurus90.7%
- 22Voodoo90.9%
- 23Balloon Race91%
- 24Zooom91.3%
When Flamingo Land rides break down
Closures by the hour they start
461 breakdowns · late starts excluded
Breakdowns cluster at 4pm, with 90 of the 259 closures that started before the park's final hour beginning then - so the ride you most want is safest earlier in the day, not saved for last. A further 285 rides simply were not running at opening, which is a late start rather than a fault and is counted separately. The other 202 closures start in the 5pm hour, when the park is shutting - those are rides finishing their day, not failing, so they are left out here.
Flamingo Land downtime day by day
Share of ride hours lost
30 Aug to 16 Sept
The worst day in this window was 15 Sept, when 51.3% of the park's ride hours were lost and 32 of 32 rides went down at some point.
Uptime is the share of the park's own operating minutes a ride was running, recorded every few minutes and averaged over 18 days. A closure counts as one breakdown when it lasts ten minutes or more; shorter stops still count towards time lost, because a two-minute reset is not a fault. Touching closure windows are merged into one closure - a ride shut all day arrives from the feed as that day sliced into the sampling interval, and counting each slice would report one bad day as a hundred breakdowns.
Frequently asked
Which rides break down most at Flamingo Land?
Little Monsters Wacky Races (23.5%), Zoo Monorail (61.6%), Velocity (68.9%) have the lowest uptime at Flamingo Land across the last 18 recorded operating days. The full ranking of all 24 tracked rides is above.
How reliable is Flamingo Land overall?
Flamingo Land averages 60.3% uptime across 24 tracked rides, which is poor. 12 good, 8 patchy, 4 poor.
Which ride at Flamingo Land is the most reliable?
Zooom, at 91.3% uptime over 18 recorded days, losing only 12h 21m in total.
What time of day do rides break down at Flamingo Land?
4pm is the commonest hour for a closure to start, with 90 of the 259 closures that started before the park's final hour beginning then. Rides that are not running at opening are counted separately as late starts, not as faults.
Which rides are closed at Flamingo Land today?
This page is the longer-term pattern rather than the live picture. For what is shut right now, open the Flamingo Land live page - every ride shows whether it is open or closed, with the reason where the park provides one.
How is uptime measured?
Each ride's open or closed status is recorded every few minutes through the park's own operating hours. Uptime is the share of those minutes the ride was running. A closure counts as one breakdown when it lasts ten minutes or more; shorter stops still count towards time lost, because a two-minute reset is not a fault.
Does weather affect Flamingo Land reliability?
Yes. Water rides close in heavy rain, and exposed coasters close in lightning, high winds or very cold temperatures. These figures reflect actual operations including weather closures, which is why uptime varies through the year.

