Pleasurewood Hills ride reliability
28 tracked rides at Pleasurewood Hills ran 84.4% of opening hours across the last 54 operating days, which is patchy. The least reliable is Cannonball Express at 0%, down on 54 of 54 days.
Reliability verdict
Across the last 54 operating days, 28 tracked rides ran 84.4% of opening hours. The one to plan around is Cannonball Express, at 0%.
Every Pleasurewood Hills ride ranked by uptime
Uptime by ride
28 rides · 54 days · worst first
- 1Cannonball Express0%
- 2Woodland Express0%
- 3Woody Copters45.1%
- 4Chairlifts | East63.7%
- 5Chairlifts | West63.7%
- 6Giddy Up73.4%
- 7Riptide81.9%
- 8Egg-Spress82.1%
- 9Up & Away83.9%
- 10Wipeout85.6%
- 11Barnyard Whirl89%
- 12Water Fun Factory91.7%
- 13Marble Madness92.4%
- 14Jolly Roger95.7%
- 15Flying Elephants96.2%
- 16Rootin Tootin Target Trail96.5%
- 17Carousel97.4%
- 18Moby Dick98.7%
- 19Bumpercar Garage99.2%
- 20Woody's Wheel99.2%
- 21Waveswinger99.5%
- 22Funky Flyers99.8%
- 23Kite Flyer99.8%
- 24Lighthouse99.8%
- 25Shiver Me Timbers99.8%
- 26Wavebreaker99.8%
- 27Woody's Tea Party99.8%
- 28Red Apple Run99.8%
When Pleasurewood Hills rides break down
Closures by the hour they start
156 breakdowns · late starts excluded
Breakdowns cluster at 11am, with 16 of the 77 recorded closures starting in that hour - so the ride you most want is safest earlier in the day, not saved for last. A further 462 rides simply were not running at opening, which is a late start rather than a fault and is counted separately. A further 79 closures start in the 4pm hour, when the park is shutting - those are rides finishing their day, not failing, so they are left out here.
Pleasurewood Hills downtime day by day
Share of ride hours lost
27 Jun to 21 Aug
The worst day in this window was 28 Jul, when 23% of the park's ride hours were lost and 30 of 30 rides went down at some point.
Uptime is the share of the park's own operating minutes a ride was running, recorded every few minutes and averaged over 54 days. A closure counts as one breakdown when it lasts ten minutes or more; shorter stops still count towards time lost, because a two-minute reset is not a fault. Touching closure windows are merged into one closure - a ride shut all day arrives from the feed as that day sliced into the sampling interval, and counting each slice would report one bad day as a hundred breakdowns.
Frequently asked
Which rides break down most at Pleasurewood Hills?
Cannonball Express (0%), Woodland Express (0%), Woody Copters (45.1%) have the lowest uptime at Pleasurewood Hills across the last 54 recorded operating days. The full ranking of all 28 tracked rides is above.
How reliable is Pleasurewood Hills overall?
Pleasurewood Hills averages 84.4% uptime across 28 tracked rides, which is patchy. 15 excellent, 4 good, 4 patchy, 5 poor.
Which ride at Pleasurewood Hills is the most reliable?
Funky Flyers, at 99.8% uptime over 54 recorded days, losing only 51m in total.
What time of day do rides break down at Pleasurewood Hills?
11am is the commonest hour for a closure to start, with 16 of the 77 recorded breakdowns beginning then. Rides that are not running at opening are counted separately as late starts, not as faults.
Which rides are closed at Pleasurewood Hills today?
This page is the longer-term pattern rather than the live picture. For what is shut right now, open the Pleasurewood Hills live page - every ride shows whether it is open or closed, with the reason where the park provides one.
How is uptime measured?
Each ride's open or closed status is recorded every few minutes through the park's own operating hours. Uptime is the share of those minutes the ride was running. A closure counts as one breakdown when it lasts ten minutes or more; shorter stops still count towards time lost, because a two-minute reset is not a fault.
Does weather affect Pleasurewood Hills reliability?
Yes. Water rides close in heavy rain, and exposed coasters close in lightning, high winds or very cold temperatures. These figures reflect actual operations including weather closures, which is why uptime varies through the year.

